teh valyunt hero tayks teh stayj
iz tole 2 putt it bak
wayvz 2 awl hur skreemin fanz
fawlz froo a unseen crak
(ai mented 2 do taht)

teh valyunt hero givz a bow
2 awl teh peeplz tehre
pikz up ungrownded my kree fone
gose flyin froo teh ayr
(mented 2 do taht 2)

teh valyunt hero tryse wunse moer
2 adress teh cheerin mob
fines taht noe wunz lissnin
givz it up az a badd job
(neber wuntid 2 tork 2 tehm enny wae)

teh valyunt hero leevz teh stayj
adn heds bak hoem 2 rest
cuz wen awl iz sed adn dun
beein at hoem iz best
(ai noo taht)