oh lord ive been good i swear it
no lies no thieving no cheek
so tell me what i have done to
deserve a future so bleak
my eyes they just wont stop tearing
my nose is running non-stop
i think i swallowed sandpaper
and my head is ready to pop
oh lord give me my health back
and i promise i’ll never stray
i’ll live like a penitent always
or at least for the rest of the day